LOL - I was thinking along similar lines, but more an image of rearranging the deck chairs as the Titanic Nokia starts to sink, having hit the two icebergs of iOS and Android in rapid succession. The band played on for months and months while the captain and crew did nothing very much at all. Finally, they lowered a lifeboat into the water (N8) but that seems to have sunk without a trace.

Hmmm, I'd better stop.